May 1, 2021
IF YOU AWOKE THIS MORNING WITH AN INDEFINABLE BUT UNDENIABLE FEELING OF DREAD, THAT WAS YOUR BODY'S RESPONSE TO THE INCOMING TERROR OF EPISODE 4! AND WHAT COULD BE MORE TERRIFYING AND DREAD-INDUCING THAN CONSTANT INTERRUPTIONS OF MY GARDENING GENIUS? MY WRATH UPON THOSE WHO INTERRUPT ME, OF COURSE! TRUE, THE ILL-DRESSED CONTRACTORS AND NUMBER-CRUNCHING MINIONS IN THIS EPISODE WERE NOT *IMMEDIATELY* SMOTE DOWN BY MY ARCANE MIGHT UPON COMMITTING THEIR TRANSGRESSIONS, BUT THAT IS ONLY BECAUSE I HAVE MY SIGHTS SET ON MUCH GRANDER THINGS! THINGS LIKE SWEET POTATOES! ALSO CALENDARS AND SCHEDULING! NOT TO MENTION PLANTS THAT THE BEAST MAN IN YOUR LIFE CAN ACTUALLY MUNCH ON! YES, THESE AND OTHER TOPICS MAY HAVE DELAYED MY INEVITABLE REVENGE, BUT I ASSURE YOU THE DELAY IS ONLY TEMPORARY! VENGEANCE--AND ETERNIA--WILL BE MINE! AND IN A WAY THAT'S SIGNIFICANTLY MORE CONCRETE THAN USUAL! NYAHAHAHAHA!
Cast:
Skeletor: Dan Mulkerin
Riley: Kit Mulkerin
Calculaytor: Adal Rifai